Thursday, November 03, 2005

TATTOOS - Operations - 11

Think of several things that are "just not me" and do them. e.g. put on some music and dance alone in your living room (unless you make a habit of this), talk to yourself (while alone)…does your voice sound strange to you, talk to yourself in public…embarrassed?, panhandle, speak to strangers as you walk down the street, wear something outrageous…out of character, sit and meditate (if you don't usually meditate), just sit…alone…in your living room for twenty minutes…doing nothing…



If you don't have any tattoos, get a large one (temporary at this stage) and show up at a bar or café where you are a regular. Dress as you usually do except for the tattoo. Do not turn this into a joke.

1 comments:

Hoodia said...

Help me Dude, I think I'm lost..... I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him in a car lot yesterday, which is really strange because the last time I saw him was in the supermarket. No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender". He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a San Diego cosmetic surgery doctor ,to fit into those blue suede shoes of yours. But Elvis said in the Ghetto nobody can afford a San Diego plastic surgery doctor. Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger. Then I'm gonna go round and see Michael Jackson and we're gonna watch a waaaay cool make-over show featuring some Tijuana dentists on the TV in the back of my Hummer. And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . . "You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on " Strange day or what? :-)